Date:         Thu, 20 Jan 2000 11:41:24 -0500
Reply-To:     Bulley <gmbulley@BULLEY-HEWLETT.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Bulley <gmbulley@BULLEY-HEWLETT.COM>
Subject:      FREE FENCE (NO VAN content, but free stuff for my VW pals)

VW Friends-

Do you need to keep something enormous or someone bothersome away from you?
Do you yearn for sturdy protection for your yard, at a price you can
afford?

We have the answer, and its free. A HUGE fence...Hold on to your chairs,
folks. For one of you, TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.

Tomorrow at noon, we 'close' on the house of our dreams. With ownership of
the house, comes ownership of a indomitable barrier that is (without
visiting a missile silo, stockyard, or maximum-security prison), beyond the
sturdiness the common homeowner could imagine possible in a fence. Pictures
(slow load) available at: http://www.bulley-hewlett.com/MONC/ourhouse.htm ,
scroll down that page for additional.

Made of rugged, impenetrable 1/2" & 3/4" steel bars, welded with
craftsmanship normally found only on battleship bulkheads, this six-foot
tall fence is perfect for containing young bulls during castration, or
disobedient adolescent teens during that "I'm the MAN!" phase (check with
local ordinances). Could even be used under water to block migrating whales
or inquisitive submarines, or partially submerged, to ward off invasion by
sea.

It comes apart in easy to handle 8-foot sections, perfect for
transportation anywhere on the planet (weight unexplored). Lean it on its
side, and it becomes a handy "multi person" ladder! Laid on the ground, it
would safely bridge a small abyss, provide traction over quicksand, or
create helpful loading ramps for tracked vehicles. Use your imagination,
and you'll come up with thousands of uses for this handy fencing...

And, imagine "The Jones'" surprise and aggravation trying to keep up with
THIS fence. Try as they might, everyone on the block can only stand amazed
at your unconquerable enclosure. Dogs can't climb it. Kids can't jump it.
SUV's can't drive through it. AMAZING.

More amazing still, all 150+ linear feet of this fencing can be yours for
free if you act now, ON ONE CONDITION: You must arrange to transport the
 fence before February 14th, 2000.  It will be removed this weekend, and
stored securely (read: "leaned against the barn") until you arrive.

Don't delay. Call today. It goes up on "www.Farmbid.com" if no one claims
it here by 24th of January. ACT NOW.

G. Matthew Bulley
Bulley-Hewlett
Corporate Communications Counselors
www.bulley-hewlett.com
Cary, NC USA
888.468.4880 tollfree

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