Date:         Sun, 20 Feb 2000 10:47:44 -0800
Reply-To:     Austin <austins@IX.NETCOM.COM>
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From:         Austin <austins@IX.NETCOM.COM>
Subject:      Gina Wise Up!
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At 10:56 PM 2/19/2000 -0600, you wrote:
>To Gina, and list,
>
>    I send this to the list in protest to the slur that Gina has placed upon
>me, and men in general.
>    I've worked hard all my married life to house, feed, cloth, and care for
>my wife and family in the best way I can. I wipe my feet at the door, call
>before I bring company home, don't squander all my check on car parts, smile
>at my Mother-in-law, try not to drool when the neighbor's wife is mowing
>their lawn in her neutral colored string bikini, and always say how slim my
>wife looks in that "poping at the seam" size 6, when she's a natural 8,
>always rave about her culinary prowess when she places some Mid Eastern
>Mistic low fat low taste gruel in front of this steak and potato's guy, and
>then to top it all off there is the dreaded ambiguous "sorry Honey not
>tonight I've had a rough day". In other words as I sit here with my brand
>new bottle of Viagra, (all dressed up and no place to go), I think I'm a
>fine example of husband hood!

>Tommy

Note: not one word about putting the seat down!

Austin