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Date:         Mon, 21 Feb 2000 08:15:38 -0800
Reply-To:     Davidson <wdavidson@THEGRID.NET>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Davidson <wdavidson@THEGRID.NET>
Subject:      Re: oil change humor-NO vanagon content
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Gina, Wow! You do all that and STILL have time to read the list?? Bill

>-----Original Message----- >From: Gina <GG811@SENTRYMICRO.COM> >To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> >Date: Sunday, February 20, 2000 8:13 PM >Subject: Re: oil change humor-NO vanagon content > > >>> To John, Mike, Austin, Bill, Tommy and to the 'Members' This May >>> Concern, >>> >>> I have come to the conclusion that you are all jealous, plain and >>> simple...for your wives/girlfriends dont delve in the lubrication >>> aspects of your lives...they don't even go Near that plug of yours, >>> stripped or not... nevermind actually work it open and make sure it's >>> well drained. You only Wish that you could sit back and relax, drink >>> >>> those beers and watch your woman wriggling on the ground before you. >>> In >>> fact, if they did, that oil would get all over Their breasts and >>> therefore save Miss December 1992 from a fate worse than fire. >>> >>> In all fairness though, i realize that threatening the manhood of all >>> the 'gentlemen' out there is, was, and shall always be an incredible >>> mistake...never should a woman let on that she can do for herself what >>> >>> the man feels he should be doing for her...indeed he would not only >>> feel, but become as useless as the 7,000 mile used oil... >>> >>> a thousand apologies to all you devoted beer-swilling gents out there >>> who take the time to do all those things for your 'helpless' ladies >>> that >>> i have to do for myself...i dont have the trouble of having to put the >>> >>> toilet seat back down...but well, hey, that's the Only thing that gets >>> >>> done for me around here. I cook the meals, clean, play taxi-mom, help >>> >>> with homework, mow the lawn, get my Own beers, do the gardening, fix >>> the >>> plumbing and all the other repairs around the house...including fixing >>> >>> the darn lawnmower, work a full time job, work on the vehicles...yep, >>> you are all jealous uhhuh... >>> >>> heyyyyy wait a minute...um, okay...i only Wish i could pass those >>> beers >>> and sit back and watch somebody Else do even Half of what i do...okay >>> okay, i admit it, i am the jealous one...oh man, i shoulda been born a >>> >>> blonde...talk about depressed now...im outta here, i need a beer... >> >


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