Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 21:21:50 -0800
Reply-To: Mike Miller <mwm@LANSET.COM>
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From: Mike Miller <mwm@LANSET.COM>
Subject: Re: Gina humor
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Bad simile [see 3rd paragraph]. Bad Gina, bad, bad, Gina.
Mike
----- Original Message -----
From: Gina <GG811@SENTRYMICRO.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Monday, February 21, 2000 11:30 PM
Subject: Re: Gina humor
> Well now, the last thing i was trying to accomplish with my last thread
> was to have any of the readers going in (or into) their pants...cut that
> out!
>
> Every woman should know how to do all the things needed to be done...and
> every man should still help, plain and simple.
>
> So i guess this chain of letters is going into the toilet...
>
> I never saw a big deal in it either way but...yeah there is indeed a
> natural position for the toilet seat...SEAT implies SITTING, and just
> cause you don't always need to sit on it, it oughta be left in a way to
> be Sat on...but seeing as how you may be nagged to put it down...go all
> the way and put the cover down too...if you have to do a
> regular thing with it, so should she..and yeah, go ahead and complain
> when she doesn't put the cover back down...open mind...open
> eyes...sitting on the cover aint much more fun that sitting on
> porcelain.
>
> My loving husband tells me that a man and his toilet is like a man and
> his beer - it only gets better with age...
>
> The only solution though is to build yourself a his and hers
> bathroom...with one toilet for squirting in and the other that squirts
> out (baday sp?)...the trick is to find yourself a good plumber who knows
> how to aim (pardon the pun) and i dont think you'll hear any more
> complaining from the bathroom.
>
>
> > Gina,
> >
> > I laughed so hard while reading your long post I'm going to have to
> check
> my
> > > pants. I
> > > > > don't know about the rest of the stuff you say you do but if
> you're
> as
> > > good
> > > > > at doing it as you are writing about it I don't believe you have
>
> many
> > > > > problems.
> > > > >
> > > > > Only 'girl' in my life that touches oil drain plugs is my
> daughter.
> > Who
> > > > > asked to be taught so she wouldn't be taken.
> > > > >
> > > > > Kind of wish you hadn't put the picture in my head of 'your
> woman'
> > > wriggling
> > > > > on the ground, etc...' Darn distracting and I've got to go do
> the
> > > dishes.
> > > > > I'd rather swill a beer even, and I don't drink, well, Kambucha
> tea,
> > and
> > > a
> > > > > diet soda now and again.
> > > > >
> > > > > As for the other work it can always be put off. And I have for
> so
> > long
> > > that
> > > > > I have to sell my house or clean it. do I hear any offers? Any
> at
> > all?
> > > > > [Not you BenT, you'd make money on the deal]. Kids grown, no
> taxi,
> no
> > > > > homework [couldn't have done the last 5 years worth anyway].
> Cook
> > > meals?
> > > > > Yeah, right. Cooking for one sucks, no surprises. At least no
> good
> > > ones
> > > > >
> > > > > As for the toilet seat down, where is it written that 'down' is
> the
> > > natural
> > > > > position?
> > > > >
> > > > > The thing you should have been born was a man that way you could
>
> have
> > a
> > > wife
> > > > > to do all that stuff. [Well, you could anyway. Doesn't mean
> you're
> a
> > > bad
> > > > > person]
> > > > >
> > > > > Take care and keep the writing coming down the line. Sure
> picked up
> > my
> > > > > evening.
> > > > >
> > > > > Mike
> > > >
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