For the humour impaired, press delete now.... Keith Adams Calgary, Alberta, Canada 1986 Vanagon GL Westfalia +-- Subject: Impending Canadian Wolrd Domination Be warned though about welcoming strangers into your arms, it may be a Trojan horse. Sure, Canadians are welcomed by the U.S., but that may all be a big charade on the Canadian's part. I feel that all of you on the list are my extended "family" and as such want to warn you of the coming "Wave from the North". Be prepared - since resistance is futile, start now by spelling color with a 'u' - colour, and start taking your beer and adding vodka to it to acclimatize yourselves to Canadian beer. Check out the link below to see the villanous plans for Canadian World Domination: From their site: Our mission statement: The mandate of Canadian World Domination is nothing less than the creation of world peace through the use of diplomatic force. Thrusting peace upon the world will, in turn, result in a society free of poverty and hardship, although soaked in fear and terror. (The fear and terror being neccessary discomforts.) Our Objective: The full and complete domination of the world and subsequent planets soon to be explored and conquered under the Canadian World Domination space program. Our Reasoning: Canada, as sole country in possession of the necessary level of civilization required for world leadership, is the future cradle of humanity. As tyrants, Generals Claire and Jenny are only providing a service to mankind as they dominate the globe using methods of co-operation, negotiation, diplomacy and tact. We, of course, will also be employing chemical weapons, as a sort of 'extra incentive' for the persuasion of those nations who would, incredibly, not be swayed by the absolute logic and rationality of Canadian World Domination. |
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