Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the French border. The French Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It's illegal to put five people in a Quattro." "Oh, no, Quattro is just the name of the automobile. Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can't pull that one on me," replies the French customs agent. "Quattro means four!" "Oh, you are so stupid! Call your supervisor over!" "He can't come. He's busy with the two guys in the Fiat Uno." ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. |
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