Date: Fri, 19 May 2000 21:17:15 +0200
Reply-To: Per Lindgren <lindgre@ONLINE.NO>
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From: Per Lindgren <lindgre@ONLINE.NO>
Subject: Re: Friday: Kind Expressions for dumb people
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A couple more:
25 watt bulb in a 60 watt socket
Semi-automatic
No light in the attic
PerL
87 Syncro 112i
Leif wrote:
> Have a laugh!
>
> Nice expressions to describe dumb people:
> Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
> A few clowns short of a circus.
> A few fries short of a Happy Meal
> A few Cokes short of a six-pack.
> A few peas short of a casserole.
> The wheel s spinning, but the hamster s dead.
> One taco short of a combination plate.
> A few feathers short of a whole duck.
> All foam, no beer.
> The cheese slid off his cracker.
> Couldn t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
> He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
> An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
> As smart as bait.
> Chimney s clogged.
> Doesn t have all his dogs on one leash.
> Forgot to pay his brain bill.
> Her sewing machine s out of thread.
> His belt doesn t go through all the loops.
> No grain in the silo.
> Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
> In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than
> most.
>
> Have a Great Day,
>
> Leif
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