All youse gize that carry these lethal, violent weapons to defend yourselves, just come on out and admit the truth... the *real* reason you carry these objects of fury and destruction in your Vanagon - It's because you are a kind and compassionate folk, who wouldn't hesitate for a moment to use the firearm to put your faithful Wasserboxer out of it's misery, should it's back or legs break hauling it's load up a mountain some hot day. Just can't stand to see it writh in pain, and hear those hot, tortured wails of agony filling the canyons below. One good squeeze of the trigger... ahh, relief at last for the poor beast. Just be kind to those who follow, and clean up the sordid reminders of the deed. No innocent sould needs to see the pool of gritty, black oil, nor the remains of the noble, yet fragile alloy "bones" of the departed creature. C'mon, fess up now. And save up for that 1.8T transplant. R ô¿õ o Antaki They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me. -Nathaniel Lee (on being consigned to a mental institution, circa 17th c.)
> -----Original Message----- > From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM]On Behalf > Of Harm Spoelstra > Sent: Friday, May 19, 2000 6:48 AM > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > Subject: WHy > > > Why do you guys keep guns in your cars? > > Wanna be oh so cool..? > |
Please note - During the past 17 years of operation, several gigabytes of
Vanagon mail messages have been archived. Searching the entire collection
will take up to five minutes to complete. Please be patient!
Return to the archives @ gerry.vanagon.com
The vanagon mailing list archives are copyright (c) 1994-2011, and may not be reproduced without the express written permission of the list administrators. Posting messages to this mailing list grants a license to the mailing list administrators to reproduce the message in a compilation, either printed or electronic. All compilations will be not-for-profit, with any excess proceeds going to the Vanagon mailing list.
Any profits from list compilations go exclusively towards the management and operation of the Vanagon mailing list and vanagon mailing list web site.