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Date:         Fri, 19 May 2000 12:38:36 -0700
Reply-To:     Matthew Pollard <poll7356@UIDAHO.EDU>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Matthew Pollard <poll7356@UIDAHO.EDU>
Subject:      Re: Friday: Kind  Expressions for dumb people
Comments: To: Per Lindgren <lindgre@ONLINE.NO>
In-Reply-To:  <3925933B.9670D70@online.no>
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Sharp as a marble

> > 25 watt bulb in a 60 watt socket > Semi-automatic > No light in the attic > > PerL > 87 Syncro 112i > > Leif wrote: > > > Have a laugh! > > > > Nice expressions to describe dumb people: > > Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. > > A few clowns short of a circus. > > A few fries short of a Happy Meal > > A few Cokes short of a six-pack. > > A few peas short of a casserole. > > The wheel s spinning, but the hamster s dead. > > One taco short of a combination plate. > > A few feathers short of a whole duck. > > All foam, no beer. > > The cheese slid off his cracker. > > Couldn t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. > > He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. > > An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. > > As smart as bait. > > Chimney s clogged. > > Doesn t have all his dogs on one leash. > > Forgot to pay his brain bill. > > Her sewing machine s out of thread. > > His belt doesn t go through all the loops. > > No grain in the silo. > > Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. > > In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than > > most. > > > > Have a Great Day, > > > > Leif >


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