Date:         Sun, 21 May 2000 09:39:53 -0700
Reply-To:     Susan Bernavich <susanb@WIZZARDS.NET>
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From:         Susan Bernavich <susanb@WIZZARDS.NET>
Subject:      Re: No wonder men gets all the blame
Comments: To: Per Lindgren <lindgre@ONLINE.NO>
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well I haven't checked my mail for a couple of days...GEEZE the exciting
things I've been missing...including the following words of wisdom...I
would just like to add my opinion to the list for your enlightenment.....I
believe that only Women should be allowed to carry guns!!!  that is women
with VW's (for list content  of course).....poor babys........sb

Per Lindgren wrote:

> A little something to think about...
>
> Note, this may not necessarily reflect my personal opinions
>
> Have a fun and nice weekend,
> PerL
>
> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>
> If a woman sees a naked man in a window, he's a flasher
> If a man sees a naked woman in a window, he's a peeping Tom
>
> If you work much and hard, you "never" have time for her
> If you don't work much and hard, you are a no good lazy sh*t
>
> If you get a promotion before a woman, it is called chauvinism
> If she gets a promotion before you, it is called sex equality
>
> If you mention how gorgeous the women at your work are, it is called sex
> press
> If you don't say anything, you don't appreciate women
>
> If you cry, you are a chicken
> If you don't cry, you are insensitive
>
> If you take a decision single-handed, you are a chauvinist
> If she takes a decision single-handed, she is an independent woman
>
> If you like to keep in shape, you are vane
> If you don't, you are a slob
>
> If you buy her flowers, you want something
> If you don't, you are not able to show consideration
>
> If you are proud of your own success, you are a supercilious snob
> If you don't, you are without a backbone and ambitions
>
> If she "has a headache" she's tired
> If you "have a headache", you don't love her anymore
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>