> Subject: yoke > > > In case you are unedumacated Amish people live very simply and don't believe > in technology.............. > > An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed > by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, Silver > walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. > > The boy asked,"What is this, Father?" > > The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have > never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is." > > While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a > fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and > pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a > small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small > circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to > watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to > light in the reverse order. > > Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous > 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. > The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly > to his son, "Go get your Mother." > > |
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