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Date:         Fri, 26 May 2000 02:49:52 -0000
Reply-To:     John P <jmp@BT-PACIFIC.CO.NZ>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         John P <jmp@BT-PACIFIC.CO.NZ>
Subject:      Fw: What they mean is...
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> > >LEARN WOMEN's ENGLISH > > > > > >Yes = No > > > > > >No = Yes > > > > > >Maybe = No > > > > > >I'm sorry = You'll be sorry > > > > > >We need = I want > > > > > >It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. > > > > > >Do what you want = You'll pay for this later > > > > > >We need to talk = I need to complain > > > > > >Sure ... go ahead = I don't want you to > > > > > >I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! > > > > > >This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house > > > > > >I want new curtains = ... and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper > > > > > >Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! > > > > > >I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep > > > > > >Do you love me = I'm going to ask for something expensive > > > > > >How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not > > >going to like. > > > > > >I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on > > >TV. > > > > > >Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful > > > > > >You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me > > > > > >I'm not yelling = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important > > > > > > > > > ******************************************************* > > > > > >LEARN MEN's ENGLISH > > > > > >I'm hungry = I'm hungry > > > > > >I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy > > > > > >I'm tired = I'm tired > > > > > >Do you want to go to a movie = I'd eventually like to have sex with > > >you. > > > > > >Can I take you out to dinner = I'd eventually like to have sex with > > >you. > > > > > >Can I call you sometime = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. > > > > > >May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. > > > > > >Nice dress! = Nice tits! > > > > > >You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you > > > > > >What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question > > > > > >I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? > > > > > >I love you = Let's have sex now > > > > > >I Love you, too = Okay, I said it. We'd better have sex now! > > > > > >Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = Okay, I said it.We'd better > > >have sex now! > > > > > >Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep > > >person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. > > > > > >Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with > > >other guys. > > > > > >(While shopping): I like that one better = Pick any bloody dress and > > >let's go home and have sex! > > And added to these comments,I've been told we men are like tiles,if laid > properly,may be walked all over! > > > Cheers > Blair Rutherfurd > Team Leader > SXNOC > >


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