Date:         Fri, 26 May 2000 03:08:10 -0000
Reply-To:     John P <jmp@BT-PACIFIC.CO.NZ>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         John P <jmp@BT-PACIFIC.CO.NZ>
Subject:      Fw: yoke
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1"

> Subject: yoke
>
>
> In case you are unedumacated Amish people live very simply and don't
believe
> in technology..............
>
> An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.  They  were amazed
> by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, Silver
> walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
>
> The boy asked,"What is this, Father?"
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
> never seen anything like this in my life.  I don't know what it is."
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a
> fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and
> pressed a button.  The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into
a
> small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
> circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.  They continued to
> watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to
> light in the reverse order.
>
> Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous
> 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly
> to his son, "Go get your Mother."
>
>