Date:         Fri, 9 Jun 2000 08:44:13 -0600
Reply-To:     Margie Reyes <mreyes@TVI.CC.NM.US>
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From:         Margie Reyes <mreyes@TVI.CC.NM.US>
Subject:      Re: Friday...
Comments: To: Todd Kaderabek <todd@LARKBOOKS.COM>
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Todd,
yup it's friday....and your story proves it.

Margie
'82 Vanagon (converted camper)

Todd Kaderabek wrote:

> A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband
> is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know
> we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says
> nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want
> you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with
> your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband
> stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, "I want
> the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing
> 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving
> faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the
> checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts
> to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything
> you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need." She asks,
> "What's that?" The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
> " I've got the airbag..."
>
> --
> Todd J. Kaderabek, Director of Production
> Lark Books, Fiberarts Magazine, Folkwear Patterns
> 50 College Street
> Asheville, NC   28801
> Phone: (828) 253-0467, X 331
> Fax: (828) 253-7952
> todd@larkbooks.com

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