Unfortunately, the aerodynamics of a flashlight precludes running this test off Royal Gorge bridge. The flashlight being missile shaped and having a very non-aerodynamic recess in the anti-dark end, will flip over in mid flight and fly toward its target in the most efficient and appropriate attitude for attack flight; accelerating with photons streaming out the back end. Karl Wolz ----- Original Message ----- From: "Joel Walker" <jwalker17@earthlink.net> To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> Sent: Friday, June 16, 2000 6:55 PM Subject: Re: 2nd batt. charging and relays. The whole truth
> "David Beierl pontificated, as he is often wont to do ... > > Joel, Joel, Joel -- whatever will I do with you? <shakes head sadly> > > It's a plain and simple fact that these lights simply melt the road > ahead, > > causing slowing as the van passes over the melted portions. The > reason > > that they cause rolling back in neutral is that the melted road > expands and > > creates a hill. > > lies, all lies, told in engineering classes by the minions of the > Asphalt Cartel. when in truth and physics, all lights are not 'lights' > but 'dark-suckers'!!! the problem is, the anti-photons being sucked > into the lights cause the photons to push back the darkness as well, > hence the appearance of 'light'. the road does not melt, as you > superciliously suggest ... were this even partly true, we'd all have > road tar all over the bottom and sides of our buses, AND the cars > following behind us would have similar road tar as well. plus, the > paint on the rear of our buses would be blister from the photon > rays/particles/waves of the tailgating morons in Ford Expeditions. so > there! :P > > it is so the photon force pushing the bus back ... a simplistic > version of UFO power, which the government wants desperately to cover > up, but having let the catalytic converter out of the bag (so to > speak), they can't get it back under wraps. driving lights didn't > exist before 1947 ... and we all know what happened that year: > Roswell!!!! that's right, folks ... 1947: a year to burn into your > memories!!! > > melted asphalt, indeed!!! harumph!! just another attempt by a lackey > of the petroleum industry (who sponsors and funds the lackies of the > asphalt industry ... you know what asphalt is: oil and sand!!!! they > scoop up all those oil spilled beaches and sell it back to your local > city/state governments as asphalt for roads!!!!! you're paying for it > TWICE!!!!) > > you can easily prove this by buying a very expensive very powerful > flashlight. turn it on and point it downward (light shining on the > ground). now drop it. and time how long it takes to hit the ground. > ok, now pick it up. hmmm. go buy another one just like it. this time, > point it upward toward the sky. now drop it. and time how long it > takes to hit the ground. faster this time, wasn't it!??? of course it > was .... the photons were pushing it downward at a faster rate. oh, it > takes a bit for them to build up the force ... so the test really is > better performed off the bridge spanning Royal Gorge in colorado, or > perhaps off the Empire State Building in new york. but with an > accurate-enough measuring timepiece, you can see the difference. > better get a really good lawyer, too ...in case someone gets hit by > one of those flashlights. > > remember folks, there are plenty of aliens amongst us, and they do not > want you to know the truth ... knowledgeable people are a hinderance > to their takeover, when THEY will be the only ones driving vanagons!!! > (powered by tiny photon engines, too!). keep watching the sky ... they > really are up there!!!! (and down here ... ever meet any of the other > vanagon owners/drivers???? hmmmm???? makes you wonder, doesn't it??!! > :) > > unca joel > |
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