Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000 13:33:57 -0400
Reply-To: Matthew Bulley <gmbulley@bulley-hewlett.com>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: Matthew Bulley <gmbulley@bulley-hewlett.com>
Subject: Re: Parts Place preys on "customers"(longish)
Keith--
Excellently voiced, my thoughts exactly. The guy did nothing "wrong" other
than being a craven, sheep-lusting, moldwarp. I'd like it if you would
forward your message to parts place. sales@partsplaceforallvws.com
Also, If needed, use the following:
The Shakespearean Insult Kit
+++++++++++++++++++++++
When necessary, combine one word from each of the three columns below,
prefaced with "Thou":
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
bootless beetle-headed bladder
churlish boil-brained boar-pig
cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
craven common-kissing canker-blossom
currish crook-pated clack-dish
dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
droning doghearted codpiece
errant dread-bolted death-token
fawning earth-vexing dewberry
fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
impertinent fool-born gudgeon
infectious full-gorged haggard
jarring guts-griping harpy
loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
mangled hell-hated joithead
mewling idle-headed lewdster
paunchy ill-breeding lout
pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
puking knotty-pated malt-worm
puny milk-livered mammet
qualling motley-minded measle
rank onion-eyed minnow
reeky plume-plucked miscreant
roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
spongy rude-growing pignut
surly rump-fed puttock
tottering shard-borne pumpion
unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
vain spur-galled scut
venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
warped tickle-brained varlot
wayward toad-spotted vassal
weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
G. Matthew Bulley
Bulley-Hewlett
Mount Olive, NC USA
877.658.1278 Tollfree
www.bulley-hewlett.com
My Agenda: Stop Suburban Sprawl.
My Methods: Revitalize older, highly-dense, urban towns. Champion
mass/rapid transit and fast Internet service to these towns. Demand
replacement of archaic, "separationist" zoning laws with neo-traditional
dense/mixed use zoning.
The Result: All Americans obtain superior living opportunities; sprawl is
restrained; and dense, beautiful, interlinked towns become our children's
inheritance.
Find out more at http://www.cnu.org
-----Original Message-----
From: Keith Olsen [SMTP:VintagePkr@aol.com]
Sent: Tuesday, July 25, 2000 1:12 PM
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject: Re: Parts Place preys on "customers"(longish)
Boy this is a tough one.
This type of thing has happened to me a couple of times in my life and I
gotta think it can go either way.
Both times with VW's BTW once I offered it back once I didn't.
First time I SNIPPPPPP
proceed cautiously and in emergencies only. My
3c.
Keith Olsen
87 Vanagon Wolfsburg
82 vanagon diesel
85 golf diesel
79 home Westy conversion
