Hi All... Since it is Friday, I thought I would forward this about HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A Westy Headlight...
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out headlight? Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring in the Westy that's frazzled out. German Shepherd: I'll guard the headlight while you decide. Back off! Dachshund: I can't reach the headlight! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the Westy, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me! Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the the guys at the dealership. Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the headlight! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. CHOW CHOW: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is! AKITA: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner? Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! And after that, I'll change the skylight! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!! Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? That way, I can pee on the other guys tires in the dark and know one will know! Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Greyhound: If it isn't moving. Who cares? I could try changing it when the Westy is going! Kelpie: Put all the headlights in a little circle. Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there. -- Peace! Trevor Reid and his dog Jacob (the Border Collie) T H E S K Y L I G H T G U Y est.1997 RR6 1501 Smith Road, Gibsons, B.C. zzzzzz\zzzzz_ Canada V0N 1V6 Ph 604 886-4564 |E[__][__]|[_]\\ e-mail: skylight@dccnet.com |skylight | guy|| ............................................ =-(o)------(o)-== http://skylightguy.webwizards.net/ |
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