Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2000 18:09:47 -0700
Reply-To: The Skylight Guy <reid@DCCNET.COM>
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From: The Skylight Guy <reid@DCCNET.COM>
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Subject: Friday Follies
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Hi All...
Since it is Friday, I thought I would forward this about
HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A Westy Headlight...
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our
whole lives ahead of us,
and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out headlight?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring in the Westy
that's frazzled out.
German Shepherd: I'll guard the headlight while you decide. Back off!
Dachshund: I can't reach the headlight!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes
rewiring the Westy, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the the guys at the
dealership.
Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the headlight! Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
busy.
CHOW CHOW: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!
AKITA: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?
Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! And
after that, I'll change the skylight! I just KNOW I can reach it!
Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? That way, I can pee on the other guys
tires in the dark and know one will know!
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound: If it isn't moving. Who cares? I could try changing it when
the Westy is going!
Kelpie: Put all the headlights in a little circle.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.
--
Peace!
Trevor Reid and his dog Jacob (the Border Collie)
T H E S K Y L I G H T G U Y
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