Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 22:00:12 -0700
Reply-To: mike miller <mwmiller@CWNET.COM>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: mike miller <mwmiller@CWNET.COM>
Subject: Re: Weekly statz/ Bios
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Unca, baby, you're spending way to much time on this stuff. Better you
should be out looking for that rich orfan orifice.
ROTF, LMAO
Mike
----- Original Message -----
From: "Joel Walker" <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, October 27, 2000 9:37 PM
Subject: Re: Weekly statz/ Bios
> > Name: Unca Joel
> alias Joel Calhoun Toutant de Beuregard Walker
> alias Sam Magee
> aka Foghorn J. Legghorn
> > sex: seben. ate. mime. zen.
> > state/country: Tookalooka, Amabala. Hew Hess Hay. Down South.
> Waaaay Down South. where the Kudzu blooms and
> blows,
> Why he left his home in the South to roam
> Round the pole, God only knows.
> > Number of Vanagons: too.
> 1987 Vanagon Camper GL P27.
> platinum.
> 180,000 miles.
> Hermann the Hermit
> Crab.
> 1988 Vanagon GL. blue.
> 145,000 miles.
> Gustave/Gus
> > Sweet Gum trees in yard: two damned many!
> > Color of yard: pine straw and sweet gum balls. (pine trees
> have no balls).
> > Lawn Mower: John Deere riding RX-95 green turbo turtle.
> > Favorite Movie Star: None.
> > Favorite Quote: Non.
> > Favorite Religious Personnage: Nun.
> > Favorite Time of Day: Noon.
> > Favorite Pasttime: Moon.
> > Favorite Month: June.
> > color of hair: blue.
> > colour of eyes: same as hair.
> > wait: 130 stone.
> > hite: 1.83 meter
> > circumference: 6 feet (2 of which are at the ends of my
> legs)
> > places traveled: Gawga, Mississississippippi, Tennennessee,
> kentucky,
> All over Amabala, Nawth Carolina,
> South Carolina, Virginny,
> Pennsylvania, New Yawk, Rode
> Island, New Jersey, Old Jersey,
> Texas, Lou's E-anna, little bit of
> New Mexico and Arid-zona,
> littler bit of Californicate,
> Coloradio, Chicago and surrounds,
> Miss Ouri, someplace in Kansas,
> Tulsa in OkieDokie,
> Nebraska near Omahaha and
> Lincoln Logs, Northwest Florida,
> Saigon, Nha Trang, Long Binh,
> Bien Hoa, and points west,
> Hong Kong (before the tunnel),
> Sydney in Australia (before the
> Opera House), Katoomba in NSW
> with all the dirty sheep.
> > people seen on travels: 3
> > occupation: something that involves computers. the voices tell
> me what to do.
> i try to resist, but i get paid if i do
> what they want.
> if i listen really close, i can hear the
> computers talking to each other.
> > time til retirement: 5 years, 8 months, 13 days, 1 hour and
> 13 minutes.
> > scars: yes, two volkswagen buses.
> > tattoos: no, i never learned to play the drums.
> > medical history: insanity does NOT run in my family; it practically
> gallops.
> and the only times i have ever been sick
> in my life, there were
> doctors involved. i have been avoiding
> doctors ever since.
> > criminal history: never got caught.
> > political history: vote the bastards out!! let some new crook have
> a chance.
> > Geneological history: Levi's. maybe Wranglers.
> > Notable Forebears: actually, only two were bears. the others
> were semi-famous
> politicians ...
> Benjamin Yancey Martin, lawyer
> (but we never held it against
> him) and state senator or
> representative (he'd never tell us
> which).
> Chief Walks-like-stick-up-butt,
> Choctaw potentate in the early
> 1800's.
> > Historical history: i am not historical. i am usually very
> calm.
> > Military History: U.S.Army, enlisted. took the Queen's
> shilling and served
> my time. parted company as an
> E-5/Sergeant. saw lots of
> things that were green.
> > hobbies: combing beard, makes christmas ornaments out of
> ear wax and
> toothpaste, kit bashing.
> > Grade Point Average: 1.8 out of 3.0
> > Degrees Obtained: Bachelor of Arts in Mathematics and
> Computer Science
> NRI Associate Degree in
> Cosmotology and Hair Styling
> Dr. Scholl's Home School of
> Pedicure, Magna Cum Laude
> 105F during fits of malaria
> -62F with wind chill (snot
> freezes)
> > Marital Status: never again. unless she's a very rich
> blind mute orphan.
> and good looking. did i
> mention rich?
> > Martial Status: 14th Degree Red Welt in Kat Wa Shing.
> > Social Status: Local Hermit, Village Idiot in
> Training.
> > Financial Status: Easy Come, and Easy Go.
> It's not just what, but Who
> You Know.
> > Stasis Status: Milk of Magnesia before bedtime.
>
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