Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 21:33:02 -0600
Reply-To: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
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From: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
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Subject: Re: Why has the list been so quite lately? (Thread hijack!!!)
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From: Jim "my nose is ALWAYS like this!" Ellis
> Where to carry a gun in our Westies?
> Pfft!
gun? Pfft!?? a Flit Gun?? has the injestion of foreign substances into
our bodies come to THIS!!??? my goodness, it's only been about 100
years since Gottlieb Daimler figured out how to quit snuffing his
wife's perfume up his snoze with her atomizer-thingie-perfumer-sprayer
and began using it as a basis for a carburetor to get his new infernal
combustion engine going!! first it was smoking the stuff, then
snorting the stuff, then injecting it, and then the French Style
(cramming it up a much lower orifice), then poking it into their ears,
and now!?? blasting it into your face with a Flit Gun!!!! horrors!!!
no, wait ... maybe they're just spraying bugs with the stuff!! that's
what a Flit Gun was originally designed for ... but who wants doped-up
bugs??? do you REALLY want a zonked-out mosquito in your room? can you
imagine some cockroach who thinks he's Master of the World? ok, but
how bout one that REALLY believes it?? remember that little old ant
who moved the rubber tree plant (cause he had .... High Hopes ...)??
'high hopes', my ass ... somebody had sprayed that ant with PCP or LSD
or ant-crack or something!!!!!
and just how do we KNOW that all those bug-killing sprays we buy are
really sposed to kill bugs? eh? i mean, all we see is what's printed
on the label ... supposed there's a factory somewhere with big bugs
trying to get all the insects in the world addicted to some nefarious
drug of theirs ... what better way to do that, than to let the humans
spray the stuff on all the bus around every household!!! then the bugs
keep coming back for more and more and more, driving the humans out
and creating a population of insects suffering severe withdrawal ...
and ready to pay ANY price for another hit of Raid or Hot Stuff!! and
we're the peddlers! oh, sure .. the roaches LOOK dead, but have you
ever seen a wino on the streets? he looks dead, too!! same with drug
addicts and sterno addicts and politicians who lost! but they're not
really dead .... they're just off chasing some 'pipe dream' of their
own, waiting to come crashing down and get really pissed when they
find out it wasn't real ... and then what?!! then those same roaches
are gonna come looking for YOU! at night, where you sleep!
remember, the only good roach is a dead one!! and the only sure way to
make one dead is to step on it with leather-soled shoes!! or a
ball-peen hammer ... but that tends to leave big dents in the linoleum
or sheet rock. :(
this whole topic sounds suspiciously like mind-control to me. i think
we'd better talk about tires instead!!
> -ellis\
> <I'm kidding! I'm kidding!>
hey, watch that filthy sex language!!! we've already warned you people
about "getting a child"!!! besides, it's not polite to brag on a
mailing list like this .... shows your lack of proper education!
:)
unca joel
"and remember, if your parents didn't have sex, chances are you won't
either."