>>>from Chris Smith... >Please be aware that I have filled a copyright to the letter "E" and >"e". Anyone using this letter must send my $.01 for every time they us >it. This message now has a value of $0.90
Dear Mr. Smith, As the sole registered copyright owner of the letter "e" since last Tuesday I must warn you to cease and desist with your blatant and public usurpation of my long held rights in this valuable intellectual property. Additionally, I'll expect your cheque for $0.90 to be arriving soonest. I'll note that I collect in Canadian funds so this is really $0.60 to you representing a considerable savings. Just part of the great deals and customer service I provide. Should you require further "e"'s --- either upper or lowercase, we have them in a variety of fonts and models that suit both the Digifant and Digijet ECU's. All "e"'s are shipped via IPS (Imaginary Parcel Service) and are carefully wrapped in newspaper painstakingly recycled from the shipments I receive from a nameless list vendor. Yours truly, G. Douglas Alcock '84 Westeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Toronto, Canada |
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