Date:         Sat, 13 Jan 2001 12:20:41 +1200
Reply-To:     Andrew Grebneff <andrew.grebneff@STONEBOW.OTAGO.AC.NZ>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Andrew Grebneff <andrew.grebneff@STONEBOW.OTAGO.AC.NZ>
Subject:      Re: IT IS MY name and IF you want it BUY IT FROM ME!!!! or
              Else....
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>Dear Mr. Smith,
>
>     As the sole registered copyright owner of the letter "e" since last
>Tuesday
>I must
>warn you to cease and desist with your blatant and public usurpation of my long
>held
>rights in this valuable intellectual property. Additionally, I'll expect your
>cheque for $0.90
>to be arriving soonest. I'll note that I collect in Canadian funds so this is
>really $0.60 to you
>representing a considerable savings. Just part of the great deals and customer
>service
>I provide. Should you require further "e"'s --- either upper or lowercase, we
>have them in
>a variety of fonts and models that suit both the Digifant and Digijet
>ECU's. All
>"e"'s are shipped
>via IPS (Imaginary Parcel Service) and are carefully wrapped in newspaper
>painstakingly  recycled
>from the shipments  I receive from a nameless list vendor.

From now on I will be using the middle-case e