Date:         Mon, 15 Jan 2001 00:40:34 -0800
Reply-To:     John Dagastino <themisanthropicmeanie@YAHOO.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         John Dagastino <themisanthropicmeanie@YAHOO.COM>
Subject:      Vanagon vs. Tank (honestly)
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so i'm bored out of my skull,and i'm sitting here
watching this stupid cop chase show, and they're
chasing some insane freak,driving a TANK through the
streets of some city,crushing many a car, and i see
him smack a vanagon dead center in the front,a light
blue one, and he pushes it for a bit,but can't crush
it,then he gets it pinned up against a winnebago or
some other such POS,where it can't just roll backwards
anymore... and it gets kwashed. (he also ripped off
one whole side of the 'bago...good,..those suck...get
a westy!_).. they killed the dude in the tank. serves
that sumbitch right,if you ask me. Oh, and then used
another van (a dove blue one,same color as mine) to
test a little STun-rocket that the fuzz can fire from
their poo-lice car at a fleeing car, and disable the
engine, this is cheating if you ask me... 'cos the
engine is right in the back,that's too easy. the moral
of the story, keep your van away frmo maniacs driving
tanks and if you're going to run from the fuzz,do it
in something other than your Vgon..M'kay?


TeeVee!! *mindless,slobbering gaze* TeeVee!! The
EEEeediot box has me in it's grasp!!



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"George Orwell was an optimist."

Fuck soccer moms.
- George Carlin

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