WHY ??? To prove that Yes, the Vanagon man has lost it completely ?? Calle -88 Vanagon Mullhyttan,Sweden Bill James wrote: > 1. Leave copy machine set to reduce 150% dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies > > 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage". > > 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go". > > 4. Insist on keeping your windshield wipers running in all weather > conditions "to keep them tuned up" > > 5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think". > > 6. Practice making fax and modem noises. > > 7. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and cc them to > your boss. > > 8. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy". > > 9. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. > > 10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist > to others that you "like it that way" > > 11. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" > "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." > > 12. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. > > 13. Ask people what gender they are. > > 14. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. > > 15. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if > they slow down. > > 16. Sing along at the opera. > > 17. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. > > 18. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their > answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles". |
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