Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 09:36:28 -0600
Reply-To: "Frederick M. Wasserstein" <vwvan@CORNHUSKER.NET>
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From: "Frederick M. Wasserstein" <vwvan@CORNHUSKER.NET>
Subject: Re: You know you are from Nebraska if...
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I think you hit the nail on the head, and by the way we had 5 more inches of
that #@$#
white stuff yesterday. I would move if I didn't hate the heat more than
cold. :-))))) required vanagon content: Is it as importent to run phospate
free antifreeze in a diesel as it is on a waterleaker er boxer?
Fred
1982 Vanagon Westy Diesel "Sammy"
1984 GMC Suburban Diesel 4 X 4 " The Beast"
----- Original Message -----
From: "Mick Kalber" <hotlava@interpac.net>
To: "mike miller" <mwmiller@CWNET.COM>
Cc: "Frederick M. Wasserstein" <vwvan@CORNHUSKER.NET>; <Airmom1@aol.com>;
<MDingwell@aol.com>; <Grambamm13@aol.com>
Sent: Wednesday, February 28, 2001 2:52 AM
Subject: You know you are from Nebraska if...
> Thought you guys could appreciate this...
>
> YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NEBRASKA IF:
>
> 1) You've never met any celebrities
>
> 2) Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting
> to pass a tractor on the highway
>
> 3) "Vacation" means driving to the Henry Doorly Zoo or going to the State
> Fair.
>
> 4) You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
>
> 5) You measure distance in minutes
>
> 6) Down south to you means Kansas
>
> 7) You know several people who have hit a deer
>
> 8) You have no problem spelling or pronouncing Kearney" and "Beatrice"
>
> 9) You know the answer to the question, "Is this Heaven?"
>
> 10) Your school classes were canceled because of cold
>
> 11) Your school classes were canceled because of heat
>
> 12) You know what Huskers are
>
> 13) You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way
>
> 14) You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
>
> 15) You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
>
> 16) You know what "knee-high by the Fourth of July" refers to.
>
> 17) Stores don't have bags, they have sacks
>
> 18) You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in
it
> no matter what time of year it is.
>
> 19) You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
> Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
>
> 20) You can locate Nebraska on the United States map
>
> 21) Detassling was your first job
>
> 22) Your idea of a really great Burger is when the meat is twice as big as
> the bun
> and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice.
>
> 23) You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> unlocked
>
> 24) You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and
Jell-O
> salad with marshmallows
>
> 25) When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say,
"It
> was different."
>
> 26) You carry jumper cables in your car
>
> 27) You drink "pop."
>
> 28) You know what the numbers I-80, 275 and 2 mean
>
> 29) You know what "cow tipping" is
>
> 30) You know what a "Runza" is.
>
>
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