Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2001 00:28:31 -0500
Reply-To: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
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Subject: Vanagon Processors Needed
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Dear vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com,
Howdy-do
This message is being sent because you either sent/or requested this
information from me, or wrote your email address on the restroom
walls
at the local Texaco.
Due to enormous list of restroom walls, I can only take serious
(or semi-serious, and perhaps sorta-serious. ok, maybe some
possibly-serious. but no i-dunno-serious) applicants at this time.
I am offering a full-time or part-time or half-time or quarter-time
or three-quarter-time or parsley-sage-rosemary-time position in
processing vanagons. You can work at home. or in the street.
a garage would be nice. I do require that you have a socket wrench
and are familiar with first aid and various swear words. a Sears
credit
card is very useful. As to the salary, it's totally up to you. No,
really,
I mean it is TOTALLY up to you. I don't have anything to do with it,
so don't come whining to me if you're losing money hand over fist.
As you will be running your own business, the sky is the limit.
What you will see represents a totally legal money making business
that anyone can generate a significant residual income. Not much real
money, but a lotta residual income.
You will receive full instructions, and I will always be available to
help
you and answer your questions. This is a genuine home business. This
is not
a chain letter, money game, telecom scheme, or any of the multitudes
of
dubious "business" offers that come through your emailbox.
This business will generate a residual income of $2 to $6 every month
with only part-time commitment (about 40 hours a week).
A full-time commitment (about 90 hours a week) based on statistics
gathered
from associates world wide, will translate into an income of $10 or
more
per month!! Think of it: able to buy your own lunch TWO days a week!
To prove my confidence and sincerity in this opportunity, there is NO
CHARGE
to join us for the first month. You will receive all information to
get
started plus the first month's information package ($900 value). If
by remote
chance you are not satisfied with the program after the first month
and want
to discontinue, you may by all means do so and I will not contact you
again.
However, Bubba and Billy Jim Bob will be paying you a visit to
collect the $900,
plus shipping and handling and a modest 34% interest accruing from
the day I
sent this email. I strongly suggest you have the cash ready for them.
They are
not patient people.
But on the other hand, if you are satisfied with the program and wish
to
continue after the first month, that is when you have to pay for the
next
month's information package. That's where we tell you what we left
out
of the first month's package. Little stuff like how to pick a bail
bondsman,
which lawyers can be bribed, which judges like what brands of booze
and
most important, where the hookers are and how to get them to work for
you.
IMPORTANT!
If the above opportunity interests you in the least, and you would
like more
information about our business, please contact me at
(info@millionaireinkudzu.com) and type "FORWARD PROJECT 21 INFO" in
the Subject
Line.
Insert your full name, your correct email address, and any specific
questions you may have at this time in the body of the message. We
are
successful ONLY if YOU are successful, and therefore we will do
everything
in our power to ensure that your relationship with us is a profitable
and
successful one.
I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
info@millionreinkudzu.com