Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 23:18:02 -0700
Reply-To: mike miller <mwmiller@CWNET.COM>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: mike miller <mwmiller@CWNET.COM>
Subject: Re: Vanagon Processors Needed
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You RAT!
I tried to contact the eddress given ever since I got it and it doesn't
work.
That's it. I've had it with you.
You know, of course, that this means war?
Bugs...ahh, Mike
----- Original Message -----
From: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 10:28 PM
Subject: Vanagon Processors Needed
> Dear vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com,
>
> Howdy-do
>
> This message is being sent because you either sent/or requested this
> information from me, or wrote your email address on the restroom
> walls
> at the local Texaco.
>
> Due to enormous list of restroom walls, I can only take serious
> (or semi-serious, and perhaps sorta-serious. ok, maybe some
> possibly-serious. but no i-dunno-serious) applicants at this time.
>
> I am offering a full-time or part-time or half-time or quarter-time
> or three-quarter-time or parsley-sage-rosemary-time position in
> processing vanagons. You can work at home. or in the street.
> a garage would be nice. I do require that you have a socket wrench
> and are familiar with first aid and various swear words. a Sears
> credit
> card is very useful. As to the salary, it's totally up to you. No,
> really,
> I mean it is TOTALLY up to you. I don't have anything to do with it,
> so don't come whining to me if you're losing money hand over fist.
>
> As you will be running your own business, the sky is the limit.
> What you will see represents a totally legal money making business
> that anyone can generate a significant residual income. Not much real
> money, but a lotta residual income.
>
> You will receive full instructions, and I will always be available to
> help
> you and answer your questions. This is a genuine home business. This
> is not
> a chain letter, money game, telecom scheme, or any of the multitudes
> of
> dubious "business" offers that come through your emailbox.
>
> This business will generate a residual income of $2 to $6 every month
> with only part-time commitment (about 40 hours a week).
> A full-time commitment (about 90 hours a week) based on statistics
> gathered
> from associates world wide, will translate into an income of $10 or
> more
> per month!! Think of it: able to buy your own lunch TWO days a week!
>
> To prove my confidence and sincerity in this opportunity, there is NO
> CHARGE
> to join us for the first month. You will receive all information to
> get
> started plus the first month's information package ($900 value). If
> by remote
> chance you are not satisfied with the program after the first month
> and want
> to discontinue, you may by all means do so and I will not contact you
> again.
> However, Bubba and Billy Jim Bob will be paying you a visit to
> collect the $900,
> plus shipping and handling and a modest 34% interest accruing from
> the day I
> sent this email. I strongly suggest you have the cash ready for them.
> They are
> not patient people.
>
> But on the other hand, if you are satisfied with the program and wish
> to
> continue after the first month, that is when you have to pay for the
> next
> month's information package. That's where we tell you what we left
> out
> of the first month's package. Little stuff like how to pick a bail
> bondsman,
> which lawyers can be bribed, which judges like what brands of booze
> and
> most important, where the hookers are and how to get them to work for
> you.
>
> IMPORTANT!
> If the above opportunity interests you in the least, and you would
> like more
> information about our business, please contact me at
> (info@millionaireinkudzu.com) and type "FORWARD PROJECT 21 INFO" in
> the Subject
> Line.
>
> Insert your full name, your correct email address, and any specific
> questions you may have at this time in the body of the message. We
> are
> successful ONLY if YOU are successful, and therefore we will do
> everything
> in our power to ensure that your relationship with us is a profitable
> and
> successful one.
> I look forward to your response.
> Sincerely,
> info@millionreinkudzu.com
>
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