Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2001 01:47:26 -0400
Reply-To: "Karl M." <thewestyman@MINDSPRING.COM>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: "Karl M." <thewestyman@MINDSPRING.COM>
Subject: Re: Vanagon Processors Needed
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Weel, jeeshu willikers! Ah thawt dat tha 5 dollers ah made lass munth wuz
preety good, butt now I see h'yar dat I kin make much moor! Whar in
tarnation kin ah sighn up fer dis h'yar tarainin'? Ah kinda likes ta werk on
dem dere Vannygoons, they's sum kinda preety kool veehikkles! Ah eeven drahv
wun meself, buleev it er nawt! Itsa wunna dem thar Westee Fallia thangs, ya
no, wit da popper topper, and da bed fer ta take dat qoot lil' miss nex door
in fer a bitta fun? An mebbe b4 hand, ya kin getcha lil' swerve on wit a
cupple'o cans'o Miller laht frum da friggerater? Ya'll mind if'n ah giv
summa mah moon-shahn ta BillyJimBob an Bubba?? Meebe I kin hav a bit longer
ta pay up, whadya tink? Senn me da ferst lessin, puleeze!
Trooly yers,
JimBobRalf
(It still feels like FRIDAY!)
----- Original Message -----
From: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Saturday, April 14, 2001 1:28 AM
Subject: Vanagon Processors Needed
> Dear vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com,
>
> Howdy-do
>
> This message is being sent because you either sent/or requested this
> information from me, or wrote your email address on the restroom
> walls
> at the local Texaco.
>
> Due to enormous list of restroom walls, I can only take serious
> (or semi-serious, and perhaps sorta-serious. ok, maybe some
> possibly-serious. but no i-dunno-serious) applicants at this time.
>
> I am offering a full-time or part-time or half-time or quarter-time
> or three-quarter-time or parsley-sage-rosemary-time position in
> processing vanagons. You can work at home. or in the street.
> a garage would be nice. I do require that you have a socket wrench
> and are familiar with first aid and various swear words. a Sears
> credit
> card is very useful. As to the salary, it's totally up to you. No,
> really,
> I mean it is TOTALLY up to you. I don't have anything to do with it,
> so don't come whining to me if you're losing money hand over fist.
>
> As you will be running your own business, the sky is the limit.
> What you will see represents a totally legal money making business
> that anyone can generate a significant residual income. Not much real
> money, but a lotta residual income.
>
> You will receive full instructions, and I will always be available to
> help
> you and answer your questions. This is a genuine home business. This
> is not
> a chain letter, money game, telecom scheme, or any of the multitudes
> of
> dubious "business" offers that come through your emailbox.
>
> This business will generate a residual income of $2 to $6 every month
> with only part-time commitment (about 40 hours a week).
> A full-time commitment (about 90 hours a week) based on statistics
> gathered
> from associates world wide, will translate into an income of $10 or
> more
> per month!! Think of it: able to buy your own lunch TWO days a week!
>
> To prove my confidence and sincerity in this opportunity, there is NO
> CHARGE
> to join us for the first month. You will receive all information to
> get
> started plus the first month's information package ($900 value). If
> by remote
> chance you are not satisfied with the program after the first month
> and want
> to discontinue, you may by all means do so and I will not contact you
> again.
> However, Bubba and Billy Jim Bob will be paying you a visit to
> collect the $900,
> plus shipping and handling and a modest 34% interest accruing from
> the day I
> sent this email. I strongly suggest you have the cash ready for them.
> They are
> not patient people.
>
> But on the other hand, if you are satisfied with the program and wish
> to
> continue after the first month, that is when you have to pay for the
> next
> month's information package. That's where we tell you what we left
> out
> of the first month's package. Little stuff like how to pick a bail
> bondsman,
> which lawyers can be bribed, which judges like what brands of booze
> and
> most important, where the hookers are and how to get them to work for
> you.
>
> IMPORTANT!
> If the above opportunity interests you in the least, and you would
> like more
> information about our business, please contact me at
> (info@millionaireinkudzu.com) and type "FORWARD PROJECT 21 INFO" in
> the Subject
> Line.
>
> Insert your full name, your correct email address, and any specific
> questions you may have at this time in the body of the message. We
> are
> successful ONLY if YOU are successful, and therefore we will do
> everything
> in our power to ensure that your relationship with us is a profitable
> and
> successful one.
> I look forward to your response.
> Sincerely,
> info@millionreinkudzu.com
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