John... You're pretty gutsy to tell that joke on a list that has many women on it... and women that work on their vans I might add. Not something I would do, but then it's your life... hope you have your flame proof shorts on. Mick Hilo, Hawaii ----- Original Message ----- From: John Pronk <john_pronk@STRATOS.CO.NZ> To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 6:40 PM Subject: Fw: Toilet paper miracle
> > Fresh from her shower in her Vanagon, a woman stands in front of the > mirror, complaining to > > her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically > > telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a > > suggestion. > > > > "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet > > paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. > > > > Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and > > stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. > > > > "How long will this take?" she asks. > > > > "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. > > > > The wife stops. > > > > "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every > > day will make my breasts grow over the years?" > > > > "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" > > > > He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. > > > It is Friday! > |
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