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Date:         Sun, 15 Apr 2001 14:40:16 EST
Reply-To:     SearchEngineHell105@YAHOO.COM
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From:         SearchEngineHell105@YAHOO.COM
Subject:      Drive Your Web Counter Ballistic!
Comments: To: Friend@public.com

Drive Your Web Counter Ballistic with This "New" Information... Discovered By A Computer Illiterate Man in Massachusetts Can Practically Hand You the Top Search Engine Positions...And Add 2,350 Hits a Day to Web Site Overnight!"

Dear Friend,

Remember the first time you built a web site? You spent weeks, perhaps months on it. It was your first masterpiece.

You showed it to all of your family and friends and everyone loved it.

THE WORLD WAS GOOD!

Then you ran out of people to show it to. It was time to start the "Internet Marketing" that you had heard so much about.

You surfed the net and found tons of web sites that offered free submissions to Free for All Link Pages and free classified sites. "This is easy", you thought as You went to bed dreaming of all the visitors your web site would have. They would beimpressed with your site, and buy your product.

You couldn't understand what all the fuss was about, people everywhere were complaining about not getting any traffic to their sites and in one night You had outsmarted them all and placed your web site in thousands of sites with just a few clicks.

Then NOTHING happened!

Your traffic counters didn't move. Your orders didn't sail in. No one was sending you inquiries about your product or services.

So You returned to the secret sites that you had bookmarked, and submitted your site a few more times. Still NOTHING happened.

Then. Then, as you surfed the web for more free places to list your site you noticed little blurbs about search engines. You had heard the warnings from the FFA and classified sites about them so you didn't think much about them. Besides, the other promotion sites PROMISED thousands of hits daily.

And you BELIEVED them!

So you waited, weeks and months passed again, still NOTHING!

Finally, you realized that search engines just might be the answer.

You found some search engines and submitted your web site to them. "AH!" you thought, "Now they will come." You knew that search engines could take weeks to list you, so you waited patiently.

You were confident your site would be recognized by the engine owners as the masterpiece it was and would get top placement.

Again weeks and months went by. NOTHING! You checked your URL to see if it was listed. NOTHING! You even typed in your own name to see if it would come up. NOTHING!

WELCOME TO SEARCH ENGINE HELL!

How do you know when you're IN HELL? **You don't work the Internet, it works YOU. **You can't even get LISTED in any the search engines. **You slaved over your web site only to see it ranked LAST. **You hired a webmaster THINKING that was all you needed to do. **You still can't get in the top 20 of ANY search engine. **You THOUGHT that putting up a web site was all that you had to do. **You thought that they were kidding when you heard that web site promotion was a FULL TIME JOB. **You just don't have the TIME or knowledge for this kind of stuff.

This is where most people give up.

YOU DON'T HAVE TOO!!!

TIRED OF BEING IN SEARCH ENGINE HELL? THEN LET US HELP YOU GET OUT!

SEARCH ENGINE SECRETS REVEALED FINALLY A SEARCH ENGINE GURU SPEAKS OUT AND TELLS YOU EXACTLY HOW TO GET LISTED IN THE SEARCH ENGINES TOP TEN.

Discover the same tricks and strategies that they use everyday to keep their top 10 standings.

Many claiming to be experts try to sell you on an automated tool they use. If they worked people everywhere would be swarming to the stores to buy them, BUT THEIR NOT!

We will give you something YOU CAN USE…REAL INFO that you can use to send every one of your web sites straight to the top of the search engines!

Now you can learn the TIPS, TRICKS, AND STRATEGIES the gurus use everyday. You can get your web site listed in the TOP 10 RANKINGS.

If your web site isn't listed in the top 10, it could be that you're not doing anything wrong. The problem is. YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!

We have put together the ULTIMATE POWER CD-ROM: "Search Engine Hell: How to get out of search engine hell and obtain top 10 Search Engine Rankings."

This is a POWERFUL CD-ROM, packed with INFORMATION, TOOLS, SECRETS, AND RESOURCES to help you vault your web site to the top of the search engines!

DISCOVER: What works and what does't and what can get you BANNED from the search engines.

What the search engines are looking for as they rank your site.

How you can be assured of getting a top ten ranking.

The YAHOO BACKDOOR and YAHOO SECRETS to get listed in YAHOO. (some services will change you $2,000 to get a YAHOO listing. Now you can learn how to get a guaranteed listing yourself.

LEARN: The SECRETS and TRICKS of optimizing your web site placement, without having to hire someone to do it for you!

How one web site got ranked in the top 1% of over 230 keywords, and how you can too.

How to get people to click on your listing.

How to keep your listing once you get it.

How to get GUARANTEED traffic to your web site from people ready to buy your product or service.

We will give you INSTANT ACCESS to our SEARCH ENGINE TOOLBOX which gives you the tools and resources you need to start using the secrets and tips we teach you on your very own web site. Valuable tools such as:

Meta Tag Generators tool that will create your meta tags for you!

Doorway Page Generator will design doorway pages for you based on specific keywords and phrases...a must torank high in keyword-specific categories.

Keyword Suggestions and Rankings we'll give you access to the best-kept secret in town! Find out what people are typing into the engines for any keyword and phrase in order of popularity.

Search Engine Position Analyzer Find out which search engines are listing you web site and what position it is ranked in. This will save you hundreds of hours of trying to find your web site in all the different engines.

Make your own logos and graphics and use the alt tag trick that we teach you! It's simple!!

Find out what people are typing into search engines "LIVE".

We give you a program that allows you to watch what keywords and phrases people are typing into the top 3 search engines as it's happening.

Counter to place on your web site so you can see where people are coming from to ccess your web site.

Access to Search Engine Forums.

Your own search engine to make your own web site look like a search engine portal.

Targeted Search Engine Directory and complete listing of International Search Engines.

Automated submissions to the top 20 Search Engines. Talk with Search Engine Gurus! Find out where they hang out and talk to them yourself.

These are SECRETS that the gurus use everyday, now you can discover them for yourself.

You will be AMAZED how easy it is to go from last to first place!

In fact it is so easy that anyone can do it! The problem is this is closely guarded information. Unless you know it, you're always going to be left in last place.

Now you can have the information at your fingertips! You can achieve top 10 positioning for your web site, and the tens of thousands of hits that come with it.

FOR EXAMPLE:

Infoseek, Alta Vista and HotBot ban web sites that break their rules many of the 'insider' techniques so called "Experts: will recommend will get you banned faster than you can imagine.

Many search engines limit the number of pages you can submit from your domain. (some only allow one in order to get the best results) We can show you techniques we use to get hundreds of our pages listed.

Yahoo only lists about 1% of the web in their actual directory.

In order to get listed, you may have to use the "BACKDOOR."

Using so-called search engine submission software that submits your site to 1000 or more search engines could actually get your page deleted from the major search engines. We'll tell you which ones work!!

Choosing the most effective "keywords" is one of the major keys to a successful web site submission. Pick the right ones and your site will look like grand central station during rush hour. 95% of Internet traffic originates at one of the 10 major search engines If you're not listed you might as well not even have a web site.

It has takes us over 2 years to learn how to place any type of web site in the top 10 consistently.

Normally we charge $850 for three keywords that you want top ranking on (plus a monthly fee of $150 for keeping that rank.) but we found that we just don't have the time for all the clients that desperately need out services.

So, we produced a SEARCH ENGINE HELL CD-ROM that will show you step by step how to get out of "Search Engine Hell"

The SEARCH ENGINE HELL CD-ROM consists of the different key area that will give you access to the top 10 rankings. We give you the info and tools we use to obtain thousands of visitors to you web sites every single day.

You will learn:

THREE DIFFERENT METHODS we use to pick the best traffic producing keywords for any web site and how you can have a list of hundreds of popular keywords in only a few minutes.

How QUICK and EASY it is to create DOORWAY and HALLWAY pages so that you could have thousands of different pages on your domain, all pulling in visitors for your site 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

The SECRET WEAPON that gives you an unfair advantage over your competition and virtually assures that you will reach the top positions. (Don't let you competitors hear about this one first or you will be in trouble)

How to submit your pages to assure that every one gets listed. (and how to avoid getting banned)

How to use Pay-per-Click search engines to receive over 10,000 visitors for only $100.

The infamous YAHOO BACKDOOR. You can get listed and we will show you the easiest and quickest method for doing so.

PLUS MUCH MORE…

EVEN BETTER, YOU CAN GET THE SAME RESULTS FOR A FRACTION OF WHAT EVERYONE ELSE PAID FOR THEM.

FREE UPDATES: We are constantly improving and upgrading the information in this CD-ROM and we will send these upgrades to our customers at no additional cost! This alone is worth thousands, but is included FREE!

LISTEN: A lot of people are going to be furious with me for sharing these "insider secrets" with you…especially since you won't be paying anything close to what they had to shell out for that one top positioning page.

SO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT WHILE YOU CAN!!!

Contact us today using the Risk free Response form and you can have all out secrets for only $269.00 (+ $5.00 shipping and handling). Limit Time Only.... We will give the first 50 people ordering $100 off our regular CD-ROM price! The first 50 get it for $169 (+$5.00 shipping and handling).

This price wouldn't buy you 10 minutes of our time at our regular submission fees, but you can own the top search engine positions for less than the cost of a few classified ads. You will be learning everything that we know about top positioning,

That my friend, is the bargain of a lifetime for a serious Internet marketer like yourself.What's more themoney is almost irrelevant because.

You also get a 60-day No-Risk Money-back guarantee.

Here is how it works, Order your personal copy of this CD-ROM, use it as much as you like. If for any reason at all, you are not't completely satisfied after 60 days (bywhich time I had 62 top positions for my own web site), just send the CD_ROM back and I personally guarantee you a complete refund of the purchase price. Noquestions asked. No forms to fill out. No problems at all.

PLUS, You will also receive what is considered by most to be the ultimate bonus.

The first 50 people who order will receive $100 OFF + UNLIMITED REPRINT AND REPRODUCTION RIGHTS to this CD- ROM for LIFE.

I am not going to allow this CD-ROM to become like many of those other advertised product you see, so only the first 50 will receive these rights.

This means that you will be able to use this exact same sales letter, copy the CD-ROM and sell it yourself. For 269.00 a copy, sell one and you will be breakingeven, Sell two and you make a profit! This is in addition to what the CD- ROM can do for your web site.

Since only 50 people are going to be given these rights, you must take action today

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