Date:         Fri, 27 Apr 2001 14:07:16 -1000
Reply-To:     Mick Kalber <hotlava@interpac.net>
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From:         Mick Kalber <hotlava@interpac.net>
Subject:      Friday humor
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OK... it's a bit old, but pretty funny...

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
Corporation, died and went to heaven.  At the gates,
St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a
good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is,you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out with God." 

So, St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" 

God said, "Ah, yes." 
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, I think 
you have some major design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.

And finally,

5 The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours."


Mick Kalber
Tropical Visions Video, Inc.
62 Halaulani Place
Hilo, Hawaii 96720
808-935-5557
808-935-0066 (fax)
hotlava@interpac.net
www.volcanoscapes.com

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