Date:         Sat, 5 May 2001 16:59:21 -0500
Reply-To:     John Rodgers <jhrodgers@charter.net>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         John Rodgers <jhrodgers@charter.net>
Subject:      Re: Van joke [friday fun]MORE
Comments: To: Andrew Payton <zenlunatic42@usa.net>
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Good Grief!

Andrew Payton wrote>>

> A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van ........
>
> You've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."<<


The following came Friday from a friend in Alaska who knows I drive a
vanagon!!


 Blonde Breakdown

A blonde is tooling down the Interstate and  when a tire goes flat,
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully dismounts from  out of the van and
opens the rear hatch.

Out from under a tarp on the rear deck of her vanagon jump two men in
trench coats. They walk 20 feet from  the rear of the vehicle where they
stand facing oncoming traffic and  begin opening their coats and
exposing their nude bodies underneath to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pile-ups in history of this highway
occurs

It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly
enraged, runs  toward the blonde standing by the disabled
vehicle and yells, "What the heck is going on here?"

My van had a flat,"  says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop,
nodding towards the guys in trench coats.

And she said..."Oh!..

"Those are my emergency flashers!"