In a message dated 8/25/01 7:36:12 AM Pacific Daylight Time, maxjoyce@IPA.NET writes: << 1. If I melt dry ice, can I swim in it without getting wet?>> Only if you have a lot of dry martinis first. << 2. If I'm driving at the speed of light and I turn on the headlight switch, will anything happen?>> Relative to your position, your mother's cousin is actually the father of the son of the daughter of the holy ghost, amen. That's relativity. << 3. if I mount a set of deer whistles on my front bumper backwards, will a herd of deer be following me down the highway? >> Do you want Northern or Southern deer? HK $crap Industries sells ones which whistle Dixie. Those get you bucks from the southerly "deer ection". |
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