Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 22:32:44 -0500
Reply-To: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
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From: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
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Subject: Re: Is there any way...
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On Fri, 7 Sep 2001 Karl "speaks with forked tongue" Wolz sed:
> >>Photonic Energy Transfer Rate.
> Need I say more?<<
Thence replied in kind, John "us idiots?" Baker ...
> For us idiots, YES!
PETR is related to DST ... Dark Sucker Theory.
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.
However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise.
Electric bulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call
these bulbs dark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell
Labs spokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass
heavier than that of light, and that dark is faster than light.
The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark.
Take for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is
less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the
dark sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a
parking lot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room.
As with all things, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are
full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the black
spot on a full dark sucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. lA
new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after the first use,
the wick turns black, representing all the dark which has been sucked
into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle,
the tip will turn black because it got in the path of the dark flowing
into the candle. Unfortunately, these primitive dark suckers have a
very limited range. There are also portable dark suckers. The bulbs in
these can't handle all of the dark by themselves, and must be aided by
a dark storage unit. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be
either emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can operate
again.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from this
mass generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark
sucker. Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel in
the solid wick instead of through glass. This generates a great amount
of heat. Thus it can be very dangerous to touch an operating candle.
Dark is also heavier than light. If you swim deeper and deeper, you
notice it gets slowly darker and darker. When you reach a depth of
approximately fifty feet, you are in total darkness. This is because
the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light
floats to the top. The immense power of dark can be utilized to mans
advantage. We can collect the dark that has settled to the bottom of
lakes and push it through turbines, which generate electricity and
help push it to the ocean where it may be safely stored. Prior to
turbines, it was much more difficult to get dark from the rivers and
lakes to the ocean. The Indians recognized this problem, and tried to
solve it. When on a river in a canoe travelling in the same direction
as the flow of the dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to stop the
flow of dark, but when they traveled against the flow of dark, they
paddled quickly so as to help push the dark along its way.
Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to
stand in an illuminated room in front of a closed, dark closet, then
slowly open the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the
closet, but since the dark is so fast, you would not be able to see
the dark leave the closet.
In conclusion, Bell Labs stated that dark suckers make all our lives
much easier. So the next time you look at an electric bulb remember
that it is indeed a dark sucker.
see http://home.netcom.com/~rogermw/darksucker.html
for further explanation. but basically, it shows that the Theory of
Light
is all wrong. all "lights" suck dark, not emit light/photon.
somewhat related is the ancient British Automotive conclusion
involving
the smoke held inside automobile wiring ...
see http://www.ovlr.org/franz/smoke.html
for the convincing explanations.
or as Socrates used to say, you already knew it; you just forgot it.
;)
unca joel
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