Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 23:58:16 -0500
Reply-To: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
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From: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
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Subject: Re: Vanagon anagram (Friday)
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> A low depraved evil mind but a mind none the less.
thank ya. thank ya very much. :)
and along those lines, maintaining The Right and Tradition,
VANAGON sets forth to become ...
Van Gona ... that famous Dutch bus painter, who cut off one wheel to
send to his mechanic, to prove his love for buses. :)
vanango ... a northern european attempt at spanish triple-time
dancing, usually resulting in badly sprained ankles and bruised
buttocks. sometimes referred to as the 'ploka' (the sound the dancers
make when hitting the floor; also a veiled attempt at humor by
mimicing 'polka').
Onan VAG ... a german company promoting Old Testament solutions to
population control. with gasoline-powered generators or some such.
Nava Gon ... when your road map blows out the window in Baja
California and you don't speak a work of the local language.
Nava Nog? ... a slurry invitation to have another cuppa egg nog (2
parts nog, 5 parts alcoholic distillates) during your late-night
Christmas party.
Gova Nan ... childish attempts at confusing a governess and a nanny.
or the effeminate governor of the local province.
Ovan Nag ... what your wife turns into just after ovulation; somewhat
akin to PMS, but mostly verbal.
Nagavon ... a hobo that just can't keep from criticizing everything he
sees.
and if we choose to switch to Volkwagen ...
Gawk sloven ... what a Nagavon does when he sees something unusual,
just before he starts criticizing it.
Sang elk vow ... the traditional wedding ceremony of the Elk tribe, in
northern Canada, wherein the marriage contracts are sung, rather than
mumbled.
Wanks glove ... gloves especially suited to purposes best left
undescribed. see Onan VAG for information.
Swank vogel ...upscale parrot. Norwegian Blue. very trendy.
Slav keg now ... traditional greeting, given to bartenders, by
immigrant Slavic males. common around Chicago in the USA.
Keg Van SLOW ... warning on the rear of a beer-carrying party-bus,
usually handwritten in the layers of dust and oil which cover the rear
end of said bus.
Van skew log ... cryptic dash instructions to newbie Syncro drivers
about how to cross fallen trees on the trail.
and if you go as far as Volkswagen Vanagon, the possibilities are
staggering ... well, they would be if you'd been drinking .. :)
A Gang sank new Volvo. self-explanatory.
A gang van solve know ... this list.
Salvage van go known ... Variety (newspaper) headlines about junkyards
and our list.
Unca Joel has left the building. :)