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Date:         Sun, 30 Sep 2001 10:12:07 -0500
Reply-To:     Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
Subject:      Re: any flux capacitor conversions available?
Comments: To: WarmerWagen@aol.com
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Back to flux capacitor: The Germans and Swiss used the flux capacitor on 65-72 VW Busses, they never got the system tweaked to its full potential. In 1972 the Japanese discovered the patents and with additional engineering built successful units for the motorcycles being exported to the US, hence the term "Rice Rocket". The flux capacitor was integrated into the first Mazda rotary engine and qualified the first automobile to the name of "Rice Rocket". A year later it was installed into the Datsun 240 and later into the Datsun 260Zx, 280zx, 300zx. The ultimate second failure of the Flux Capacitor was that even expert Japanese engineers could not overcome the 65,000 mile self destruct feature that the Germans had built into the original design. Most Datsuns with the feature are stacked like cordwood at US Auto Crushing facilities. If you want to recover a Flux Capacitor from Japanese built automobiles you will find it right behind the top cam gear, behind the timing belt on most Japanese automobiles. General motors made an unsuccessful use of it on 1979-82 350 ci diesel engines in sedan and pickup trucks.GM engineers defeated the 65,000 self destruct feature and reset it to 5,000 miles. It is located in the ignition switch on all these GM cars. With a new staff of engineers GM Cadillac moved the flux capacitor the "Engine Control Module" in their 82 Cadillacs with the 4-6-8 cylinder features and successfully reset the self destruct feature to 12,001 miles. This was a great success for GM and they continue their practice today of setting the flux capacitor to the exact mileage that your warranty expires. Lexus has further refined the system to include electrical failures of most components on various schedules. Ford used the system with some success on their 91-99, Crown Victorias, Mercury Marquis, Lincoln Continentals with the first Electronic transmission. Jaguar used it until the company was bought out by Ford Motor Company, it is located on the rear main seal on all Jaguar automobiles. Jaguar also overcame the self destruct feature and set it to infinity.

Stan Wilder 83 Air Cooled Westfalia

On Sun, 30 Sep 2001 04:15:56 EDT Robert Keezer <WarmerWagen@AOL.COM> writes: In a message dated 9/30/01 12:06:20 AM Pacific Daylight Time, wilden1@JUNO.COM writes:

There was a memo put out the employees at the General Dynamics plant in Grand Prairie Texas about two years ago, I'm going to try to repeat as best I remember what the memo said.

Recently the authorities discovered a large grey stain on a rock face of ,,, Mountain rock face. After further investigation it was discovered that the stain was comprised of a 64 Chevrolet and the remaining parts of

the same vehicle. Upon further investigation the authorities discovered that the owner of the vehicle had recently attended a US Air force auction and purchased a surplus JATO cartridge. His friends said the man that purchased the JATO cartridge spent several weeks modifying the 64 Chevrolet to mount the JATO cartridge as a means of propelling the car to around 200 miles an hour. Air force officials speculated that the Chevrolet weighed approximately 3500 pounds and the JATO cartridge provide boost in excess of 50,000 pounds. They further predicted that the Chevrolet became fully uncontrolled at approximately 140 miles per hour and shortly afterwards at about 235 miles per hour became fully airborne and crashed into the 800 foot rock face at the 500 foot altitude causing the grey stain on the

rocks. Skid marks on the highway indicate that the vehicles driver tried to gain

control and reduce his speed repeatedly approximately five miles from the

impact point. It is estimated based on the thrust produced that the vehicle was traveling in excess of 1000 miles per hour at the point of impact on the rock face. The vehicle owner or any remains of his body have never been found and it

has rained recently in the area causing the grey stain to rust and blend in with the colors of the natural stone color of the rock face. The wife of the deceased driver of the 64 Chevrolet said that her husband

had purchased two of the JATO capsules and the remaining cartridge had been stolen from his barn. If any person currently working for this facility has any information on the location or the whereabouts of the missing JATO cartridge, please come forward or drop a note in any of the suggestion boxes so we can recover the JATO before another unfortunate accident occurs.

Now that is supposed to be a true story.

Stan Wilder

There is a picture on e-bay

( http://cgi.ebay.aol.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1009231709)

for auction of a PBY Catalina taking off using the JATO -if it can push an aircraft-imagine what it can do to a car? The story is almost believable. On a Vanagon, especially an air-cooled, the JATO would probably at least get it to freeway speed and no more,lacking the assistance of the powerful V-8 engine!

Robert K 1982 Westfalia


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