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Date:         Fri, 12 Oct 2001 10:03:14 -1000
Reply-To:     Imua Camper Company <res0jfr1@VERIZON.NET>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Imua Camper Company <res0jfr1@VERIZON.NET>
Subject:      Re: [F] Flying pigs
Comments: cc: ChrisS@INFORMS.COM
In-Reply-To:  <GFELJGHGCMMOCCJMHCBBEEPGCDAA.ChrisS@Informs.com>
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>I, along with a few idle co-workers, was able to come up with a tactic that >should help our Afghanistan effort tremendously while keeping casualties, as >in dead people, down to a minimum. We all know that it is strictly >forbidden in the Muslim world to think of, touch, or eat any pig or >pig-related meat products. I suggested that we develop a >genetically-engineered remotely-controlled radioactive flying pig, hoards of >them, and send them to Afghanistan. The creatures would literally 'buzz' >the Afghani mosques and buildings, or huts, and explode at will. This would >send pig meat flying for several hundred yards in all directions. Such >tainted soil, homes, and people would immediately be proclaimed 'unholy' and >'desecrated' and unsuitable for use. These pigs would have night-vision >enhanced capabilities that would enable them to fly into those caves where >the Al Queda (sp?) soldiers are hiding. When there, the pigs, or Peagles, >as a cross between a pig and an eagle, would let out that characteristically >piggy, shrill sound and again, explode. Surely, such contamination would >drive those rebels to suicide, immediate conversion, or, at least, a bath or >two. > >Also in the works, the Bacon Amulet for our troops and a new weapon to >replace some of the smart bombs, the lard-balloon. > > > >Thanks, > >Chris. > P.S. Patent Pending.

Not funny. . We are not at war with Muslims and thanks for revealing the fact that you are racist- go live somewhere else...

Shawn

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