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Date:         Fri, 9 Nov 2001 08:25:59 -0600
Reply-To:     Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
Subject:      Re: Stupid Sexist Friday Quasi-Humor.
Comments: To: Gnarlodious@EARTHLINK.NET
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4) at 4000 miles take it back to Jiffy Lube and let them install an
oversized drain plug Free!
5) at 5000 miles take vehicle to VW shop and have a Heli Coil installed
in the oil drain hole. $120.00
5) Have placard made for dash........ says "never let anyone change you
engine oil that doesn't speak english." cost $4.00


I've been charged for grease jobs by these shops! Yet there are no grease
fittings under the car.


Stan Wilder
83 Westfalia Air Cooled


On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 05:46:24 -0700 Gnarlodious <Gnarlodious@EARTHLINK.NET>
writes:
> Oil Change sequence for Women:
> 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since
> the last
> oil change.
> 2) Drink a cup of coffee.
> 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
> maintained
> vehicle.
> Money spent: Oil Change $20.00; Coffee $1.00; Total $21.00.
>
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