Date:         Fri, 21 Dec 2001 15:21:34 -0600
Reply-To:     vwmark@CONCENTRIC.NET
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Mark Upton <vwmark@CONCENTRIC.NET>
Subject:      Re: [F] 12 Days of Vanagon Christmas
Comments: To: Chris Stann <ChrisS@INFORMS.COM>
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That guy has a Voice just like ELVIS!Thanks Man! That is what Christmas is
all about! P.S. Don't forget your list stickers

Chris Stann wrote:

> As the original inventor of pre-stained underwear and push-up briefs for
> men, I now proudly give you the 12 days of Vanagon Christmas.  Everybody,
> sing along:
>
> 1.      On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         A Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 2.      On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 3.      On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         Three-window canvas
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 4.      On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         4 four-tip spark plugs
>         Three-window canvas
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 5.      On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
>         4 four-tip spark plugs
>         Three-window canvas
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 6.      On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         six coolant hoses
>         FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
>         4 four-tip spark plugs
>         Three-window canvas
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 7.      On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         7 different gaskets
>         six coolant hoses
>         FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
>         4 four-tip spark plugs
>         Three-window canvas
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 8.    On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         Ken Wilford's phone number
>         7 different gaskets
>         six coolant hoses
>         FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
>         4 four-tip spark plugs
>         Three-window canvas
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 9.    On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         nine tubes of JB
>         Ken Wilford's phone number
>         7 different gaskets
>         six coolant hoses
>         FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
>         4 four-tip spark plugs
>         Three-window canvas
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 10.   On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         ten more beers
>         nine tubes of JB
>         Ken Wilford's phone number
>         7 different gaskets
>         six coolant hoses
>         FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
>         4 four-tip spark plugs
>         Three-window canvas
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 11.   On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         eleven parts for skylight
>         ten more beers
>         nine tubes of JB
>         Ken Wilford's phone number
>         7 different gaskets
>         six coolant hoses
>         FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
>         4 four-tip spark plugs
>         Three-window canvas
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> 12.   On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>         twelve list stickers
>         eleven parts for skylight
>         ten more beers
>         nine tubes of JB
>         Ken Wilford's phone number
>         7 different gaskets
>         six coolant hoses
>         FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
>         4 four-tip spark plugs
>         Three-window canvas
>         Two used heads
>         and Westfalia that was leaking
>
> Thank you,
>
> Chris
> '85 Westy