Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2001 13:17:42 -0600
Reply-To: Chris Stann <ChrisS@INFORMS.COM>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: Chris Stann <ChrisS@INFORMS.COM>
Subject: [F] 12 Days of Vanagon Christmas
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1"
As the original inventor of pre-stained underwear and push-up briefs for
men, I now proudly give you the 12 days of Vanagon Christmas. Everybody,
sing along:
1. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Westfalia that was leaking
2. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
3. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three-window canvas
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
4. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 four-tip spark plugs
Three-window canvas
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
5. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
4 four-tip spark plugs
Three-window canvas
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
6. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
six coolant hoses
FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
4 four-tip spark plugs
Three-window canvas
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
7. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 different gaskets
six coolant hoses
FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
4 four-tip spark plugs
Three-window canvas
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
8. On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ken Wilford's phone number
7 different gaskets
six coolant hoses
FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
4 four-tip spark plugs
Three-window canvas
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
9. On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
nine tubes of JB
Ken Wilford's phone number
7 different gaskets
six coolant hoses
FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
4 four-tip spark plugs
Three-window canvas
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
10. On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
ten more beers
nine tubes of JB
Ken Wilford's phone number
7 different gaskets
six coolant hoses
FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
4 four-tip spark plugs
Three-window canvas
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
11. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eleven parts for skylight
ten more beers
nine tubes of JB
Ken Wilford's phone number
7 different gaskets
six coolant hoses
FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
4 four-tip spark plugs
Three-window canvas
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
12. On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
twelve list stickers
eleven parts for skylight
ten more beers
nine tubes of JB
Ken Wilford's phone number
7 different gaskets
six coolant hoses
FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
4 four-tip spark plugs
Three-window canvas
Two used heads
and Westfalia that was leaking
Thank you,
Chris
'85 Westy