Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 21:45:40 -0600
Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
Subject: Re: Cat-again Vanagon Humor
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I'm waiting on an order now.
I spread it around.
Stan
On Fri, 25 Jan 2002 18:05:45 -0800 mike miller <mwmiller@cwnet.com>
writes:
> Jeez, why don't you lighten up and order some parts from the Bus
> Depot?
>
> Mike
> LOL
>
> > From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> > Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> > Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 19:28:30 -0600
> > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> > Subject: Cat-again Vanagon Humor
> >
> > Recently one of my neighbors moved out and deserted her full grown
> female
> > cat.
> > I found this out while I was having a tire repaired and my spare
> carrier
> > was empty for a few days.
> > The cat moved into the tire carrier and I nearly ran over it while
> it was
> > escaping as I was backing my Westy out of the drive.
> > This cat has moved into my back yard and has became a real pest.
> > She rubs against me, marking me with her scent.
> > She bumps my hands and legs when I'm sitting on the patio trying
> to get
> > some affection (cat word for food).
> > I'm determined to win this battle.
> > She's just going to have to move on farther down the block and
> find
> > herself a better provider to shack up with.
> > I'm absolutely not going to feed, touch or encourage this cat in
> any way.
> > Its frustrating after having her play her step and fetch food
> routine on
> > me for two weeks and she's not getting skinny so she has staying
> power
> > from undisclosed food sources.
> > I'm not going to fetch and I'm going to win this battle. I'll see
> her
> > skeleton in that big tree outside before I'll feed this pest.
> > She's driving me to consider renting a dog or at least borrowing
> my
> > brothers dog for a few days.
> > http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/guard-dog.jpg
> > She isn't big (the dog) but I think she can disperse that stupid
> cat from
> > my back yard.
> > I have little chameleons and tree frogs in my small garden and
> pond and
> > if I see foam coming from that cats mouth I'll know she's eaten
> one of my
> > very entertaining green friends.
> > I'm going to have a cat tail hanging on my Westy radio antennae if
> I
> > can't get this situation under control soon.
> > I'll have to research what Bart Simpson would do in this
> situation.
> > If I call the city pound she'll have 72 hours to live and if I
> drop her
> > off out in the country she'll be coyote poop within a week.
> >
> > Stan Wilder
> > 83 Westy Air Cooled
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