Date:         Fri, 15 Mar 2002 09:17:07 -0800
Reply-To:     Hector Zapata <hector.zapata@XRXGSN.COM>
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From:         Hector Zapata <hector.zapata@XRXGSN.COM>
Subject:      Blonde joke
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 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
 me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
 started."

 Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

 The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

 Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
 She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
 table.

 He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her
 and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to
 be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

 He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a
 cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted
 Flakes back in the box."








A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started." 

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
 
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." 
 
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. 

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to
be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a
cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box."