Stan, If you manage to capture your future bride in a cat trap, using sardines as bait: 1. I want a photo of the capture; 2. I don't think I ever want to meet her in person; 3. I don't think I ever want to meet you in person, either; Karl Wolz ----- Original Message ----- From: "Stan Wilder" <wilden1@JUNO.COM> To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> Sent: Saturday, April 13, 2002 6:40 PM Subject: OK...... so I'm crazy.
> I put the very professional cat trap out. > I'm not going to elaborate on the disinterest of the cat. > I'll just bet you those sardines attract : > #1. A Opossum (yes I have them) > #2. A Squirrel (yes I have them) > #3. A skunk (yes I have them) > #4. A Raccoon (yes I have them) > #5. A future bride ( I just don't know where to put this .... but I've > got some nice neighbor ladies that are single.) > #6. But probably not the cat, you remember the cat > http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/cat1.jpg > > AM Sunday and I'll know if I got to fight a Raccoon, run from a Skunk, > fake it with an opossum, negotiate with a squirrel, or transport a cat. > Hell I'm ain't going to make any decisions. Anybody that gets in is going > for a ride. > > Stan > > ________________________________________________________________ > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. > |
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