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Date:         Fri, 10 May 2002 14:34:36 -0500
Reply-To:     Chris Stann <ChrisS@INFORMS.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Chris Stann <ChrisS@INFORMS.COM>
Subject:      (F) Special Edition Barbies designed with the unmarried male VW
              aficionado in mind!
Comments: cc: Pete Cook <Pete_Cook@colonialbank.com>
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Beetle Barbie – Although she’s not the cutest, and a bit spartan, she’s compact, thrifty and knows how to get around the block. Just don't call her a cheap date! Beetle Barbies do not drip, they mark their spot.

Squareback Barbie – She’s mid-sized, zippy, and comes with a huge trunk. Just look at that back! She takes larger loads than Beetle Barbie and will not whine in the process.

Barn-Door Barbie – With a much larger capacity than either Beetle or Squareback Barbie, the Barn-Door Barbie can be loaded up and will last all day. For the ultimate hands-on experience she comes with an extra-large rear access panel and a slot for manual starting.

Bay-window Barbie – She comes with a one-piece windshield for a better view up front and better headlights. This disco-momma is full of 70’s flavor and says she looks good in Area-57-green!

Vanagon-Barbie – She’s a bit square but a lot faster than our previous Barbies. She comes in many configurations that can handle up to eight people at the same time. Whoa! Some have known to leak prematurely, but you won’t mind once you’ve been for a ride!

New Beetle-Barbie – What can we say? She’s a fast one and comes with an optional turbo blower. Reminiscent of our original Beetle Barbie but she’s augmented to attract maximum attention. This Barbie will keep you grinning for days. Make you co-workers jealous!


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