Date:         Fri, 10 May 2002 16:05:54 -0400
Reply-To:     georgejoann@JUNO.COM
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From:         George Jannini <georgejoann@JUNO.COM>
Subject:      What Are YOU Doing This Saturday? (F)
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Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a
naked
woman that is not a wife, this Saturday afternoon at 2:00 pm. Eastern
time,
all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.  Circling your block
for
one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
houses to
prove they think it's okay to see other women nude.  And since the
Taliban
also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further

proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists
and applauds your participation.  God Bless America!

Come on guys, get out there and support the gals as they root out the
terrorists hiding in your neighborhood.