Date:         Tue, 21 May 2002 08:13:33 -0700
Reply-To:     pensioner <al_knoll@PACBELL.NET>
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From:         pensioner <al_knoll@PACBELL.NET>
Subject:      Re: Bumbler Stickers
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Fast lane?  Passing?  Old f*x lane?  You guys PASS?  How do we do that?  I
relish my prime spot in the touring lane, masquerading as a white guard
rail.  When I added a little more push, I rented a video on how to pass
cars.  Scary stuff, that.  The hot lane is just that, too hot for me.  I
generally don't answer the phone when I drive, vmail takes care of it for
me.  I don't read in traffic, choke chickens, apply makeup, or set the
cruise while I go back to brew up.

some of my faves.

"If you need to get there THAT fast, you should have started earlier"
"What's the speed limit in your lane"
"Hayduke Lives"
"Livestock grazing on public lands are fair game"
"I'm the NRA, AARP, VFW and I vote.  Every time"
"Flash your t*ts, I'll let you pass"
"I brake for no reason at all"
"Help Charles Darwin, pass on the right"
"Old F*x Racing, It seems very fast to us"

more by request.

pensioner (certified retrogrouch, rightlaner, poppywatcher)