Date:         Fri, 19 Jul 2002 08:50:03 -0700
Reply-To:     Sam Scholten <undergroundboy01@YAHOO.COM>
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From:         Sam Scholten <undergroundboy01@YAHOO.COM>
Subject:      Fwd: FW: Zen and The Art of Whatever (Friday NVC)
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Proverb #2 especially applies to pre-'72 Bus owners...
:)

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> Zen and the Art of Whatever
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> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
>    Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
>    Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the
> hell alone.
>
>
> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
> broken fan belt
>    and a leaky tire.
>
> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're
> going to steal your
>    neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>
> 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you
> aren't getting any.
>
> 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
> you can't be promoted.
>
> 6. No one is listening until you fart.
>
> 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone
> else.
>
> 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>
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> 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
> missing a couple
>    of car payments.
>
> 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
> mile in their shoes.
>     That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile
> away and you have
>     their shoes.
>
> 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not
> for you.
>
> 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
> Teach him how to fish,
>     and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all
> day.
>
> 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that
> person again, it was
>     probably worth it.
>
> 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to
> remember anything.
>
> 15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the
> windshield.
>
> 16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
>
>
> 17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a
> lot of that comes from
>     bad judgment.
>
> 18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold
> it in half and put it
>     back in your pocket.
>
> 19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>
> 20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side
> and a dark side, and
>     it holds the universe together
>
> 21. There are two theories to arguing with women.
> Neither one works.
>
> 22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much
> when your lips are moving.
>
> 23. Experience is something you don't get until just
> after you need it.
>
> 24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
> 25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get
> slapped on our ass ...
>     then things get worse.
>
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