Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 08:35:32 -0600
Reply-To: Erick Faith Jimenez <efaith@BANCOBCR.COM>
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From: Erick Faith Jimenez <efaith@BANCOBCR.COM>
Subject: FRIDAY FUN!!!
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HELLO FELLOW LISTEES:
JUST A LITTLE JOKE WITH THE INTENTION TO KEEP EVERYBODY IN A GOOD
MOOD!
I HOPE YOU DON´T FIND IT OFFENSIVE OR...
The Englishman and its dream woman.
An English Aristocrat rides every morning with its racehorse by the Hyde
Park. For some weeks he always meets thereby a beautiful horsewoman. He
tries to excite everything around the attention of the beautiful unknown
quantities, failed however. She did not appreciate it of a view. Completely
desperately he looks for advice with its French friend.
The Frenchman explains: Friend, you paint tonight your horse green on and
ride tomorrow as used by the park. The beautiful one will be surprised at
the color of the horse, and ask why you painted your horse green.
Close-change:
Englishman: "Splendid Idea. In green. And I fuck her."
Frenchman: . Slowly, slowly. You must behave yourself like a Gentleman and
implement her with dinner in a nice restaurant.
Englishman: "Great Dinner. And I fuck her."
Frenchman: Not yet. You go then with her into the opera.
Englishman " Fantastic. Opera, Music. And I fuck her."
Frenchman: No, not immediately. You invite her to one weekend to Paris,
undertake expand romantic walk with her to the bank of Seine,
satin accommodation, Eiffel tower with view over Paris, the city the love.
Englishman: " Paris. Very good Idea. And I fuck her."
Frenchman: . Control man. You spend with her still another one week in
Bangkok, where you take quarter with it in the Oriental. Over with
candle light over the bank of the bead river with her to embrace her kidneys
and you can seize her hand...
Englishman: " Super duper. And I fuck her."
Frenchman: . Yes, now you could try it.
The Englishman races home, gets from the cellar green color, runs into the
stable and paints his horse green on.
Before loud excitement he hardly finds sleep at the night. It saddles next
morning in joyful expectation its horse and rides in the Hyde Park. There he
meets again his dream woman and.... oh miracle, she rode on it to and asked:
"Sir, may I ask you why you have painted your horse in green??"
Englishman: " To fuck you in Bangkok."
Erick Faith '90 westy "ELKE"
San José Costa Rica (Central America)
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