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Date:         Fri, 9 Aug 2002 11:12:17 -0400
Reply-To:     Lawrence Johnson <larry_avery.johnson@SYMPATICO.CA>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Lawrence Johnson <larry_avery.johnson@SYMPATICO.CA>
Subject:      Re: FRIDAY FUN!!!
Comments: To: Erick Faith Jimenez <efaith@BANCOBCR.COM>
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Erick What language was this translated from? Is this another Babelfish joke? Since when was an Englishman an "it"? Enough, I'm out of here. -Larry

Erick Faith Jimenez wrote:

> HELLO FELLOW LISTEES: > JUST A LITTLE JOKE WITH THE INTENTION TO KEEP EVERYBODY IN A GOOD > MOOD! > I HOPE YOU DON´T FIND IT OFFENSIVE OR... > > The Englishman and its dream woman. > > An English Aristocrat rides every morning with its racehorse by the Hyde > Park. For some weeks he always meets thereby a beautiful horsewoman. He > tries to excite everything around the attention of the beautiful unknown > quantities, failed however. She did not appreciate it of a view. Completely > desperately he looks for advice with its French friend. > The Frenchman explains: Friend, you paint tonight your horse green on and > ride tomorrow as used by the park. The beautiful one will be surprised at > the color of the horse, and ask why you painted your horse green. > Close-change: > Englishman: "Splendid Idea. In green. And I fuck her." > Frenchman: . Slowly, slowly. You must behave yourself like a Gentleman and > implement her with dinner in a nice restaurant. > Englishman: "Great Dinner. And I fuck her." > Frenchman: Not yet. You go then with her into the opera. > Englishman " Fantastic. Opera, Music. And I fuck her." > Frenchman: No, not immediately. You invite her to one weekend to Paris, > undertake expand romantic walk with her to the bank of Seine, > satin accommodation, Eiffel tower with view over Paris, the city the love. > Englishman: " Paris. Very good Idea. And I fuck her." > Frenchman: . Control man. You spend with her still another one week in > Bangkok, where you take quarter with it in the Oriental. Over with > candle light over the bank of the bead river with her to embrace her kidneys > and you can seize her hand... > Englishman: " Super duper. And I fuck her." > Frenchman: . Yes, now you could try it. > > The Englishman races home, gets from the cellar green color, runs into the > stable and paints his horse green on. > Before loud excitement he hardly finds sleep at the night. It saddles next > morning in joyful expectation its horse and rides in the Hyde Park. There he > meets again his dream woman and.... oh miracle, she rode on it to and asked: > "Sir, may I ask you why you have painted your horse in green??" > Englishman: " To fuck you in Bangkok." > > Erick Faith '90 westy "ELKE" > San José Costa Rica (Central America)


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