VANAGON archives -- August 2002, week 5 (#171)

Date:         Fri, 30 Aug 2002 11:56:14 +0000
Reply-To:     Hector Luis Zapata <volkyless@HOTMAIL.COM>
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From:         Hector Luis Zapata <volkyless@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject:      Friday content- Mexican Jews?
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<DIV>&nbsp;Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are&nbsp;there any Jews in Mexico?" I don't know," Sid&nbsp;replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the&nbsp;waiter came&nbsp; by,&nbsp;Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"&nbsp;"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied,&nbsp;and he went&nbsp;into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and&nbsp;said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews."&nbsp;"Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir."&nbsp;the waiter&nbsp;replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was&nbsp;still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no&nbsp; Jews in&nbsp;Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."&nbsp;When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican&nbsp;Jews." "Are&nbsp;you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe&nbsp;there are no Mexican Jews."&nbsp;"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied&nbsp;exasperated. "We have&nbsp;orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape&nbsp;Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!" </DIV></P></DIV>
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